Besto Threeo

#1 Puns
The puns blog was actually fun. Eveyone had a great time telling each other corny or clever ones. I love witty things like that so I really enjoyed it. I'll give you an example. 'I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.' It was the best!
#2 Crazy Sandwiches
This blog assignment was very easy! That's a huge reason I loved it. It was just interesting how people actually spend there time crafting these sandwiches. Some looked disgusting but funny. Some were a thing of beauty. Others were just weird! I think just about everybody liked this one because it was just fun!
#3 eHow
How To Write a Paragraph about Liking Blogs. The instructions are simple - It's impossible to like blogging. Haha, I'm only kidding Ms. Melancon. This blog was so crazy. There are How To's for almost everything! So it gets third place!
#Last - 50 NP ideas
It was too long. After I while I was throwing out such crazy ideas! I have so many ideas about Caleb and random people. It got to the point where it was pointless. I mean, I'm not going to blog about any of them except maybe three. You're just silly Ms. Melancon, and you like reading our insane ideas. It has no benefit for the paper, admit it! :P

Autobiography

Hiii, :) I'm Araul Yeniag. I was born in Czek but raised in the States. Currently I live in a box. The birds feed me biscuits. I have named each bird accordingly: Ohh, Pretty, and Bird. People don't particulary like me. I think it's because I throw volleyballs at their cars as they pass my lonely box.

My friend, Belac Regal, and I travel under the sea to his hometown together. It's really nice in Seashell City. His parents get quite absorbed in their coversations. I guess this makes sense being that they are sponges. Sometimes it's rather difficult to look at Belac. He has these really big teeth and holes everywhere.

Anyways, back before my school burned down during a tragic sporting event, my life was good. I lived in a dumpster then. It was warmer during the winter. My favorite teacher, Mrs. (enter Greek last name here), really had a way of teaching. Her biggest downfall however, was her obsession with blogs. A few students were sent to the hospital because of broken fingers.

I'm sitting next to Belac now. He hasn't changed much over the years. He won't quit whining about how terrible he feels. I keep explaining to him that he takes a soak he'll feel very moisturized and refreshed. No matter though, because he doesn't listen. It's not very suprising. He doesn't have ears, just holes on the side of his head.

I have now realized how often I talk about Belac. I think I'm in love with him...

America's Present

America's Past

President Obama

Our 44th President of the U.S. is Barack Hussein Obama. He was born August 4, 1961 in Honolulu, Hawaii. His father was born in Kenya, and his mother was born in Kansas. His parents divorced 2 years later. His mother married Lolo Soetoro from Indonesia. There in Jakarta, Obama was taught in the Indonesian language. When Obama was ten, he returned to Hawaii to live with his grandparents. He was only the 3rd black student in his school. There he says, he experienced for the first time racism.

Obama

Rough Drafts for Issue Three

Who Dat?
8-0. I'm talking about the New Orleans Saints regular season record! The 8 stands for wins, not losses people! They have finally marched in! The Saints are averaging an impressive 37.9 points per game. The team has had a strong offense in the past few seasons with Drew Brees as quarterback, but it was about time the defense caught up. The Saints lead the entire NFL in offensive yards with 426.9 per game. They also lead in interceptions with 16. Impresseive, right? No other team in the NFC is undefeated. The Saints' next game is this Sunday at 1:00 against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Who Dat?!?

Crazy Baby Names
1. Semaj - James backwards
2. L-a (Ladasha)
3. Espn - pronounced Espin
4. Oranjello - Orange Jello
5. Abcde - pronounced Absedee
6. Nazay
7. Lemonjello
8. Al Beback
9. Cuba Sugar
10. Inga Hootz
11. Nevaeh - Heaven Backwards
12. KFC
13. Pilot Inspektor
14. Fifi Trixibelle
15. Kyd
16. Prince Michael II/Blanket - MJ's kid
17. Tu Morrow
18. Jermajesty
19. Imamirical
20. Superman - coolest kid eva
21. Waldo Doofendorf


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